this isn’t required to follow, but i’d love if you gave it a look! ﾟ･:｡(ꈍᴗꈍ)｡*:･ﾟ

i made a carrd with some cool info + links

aes side blog: @snap-this-twig (cw: blood, gore, light nsfw)

my tv series/ocs: @easterngroveuniversity

things i’m working on (all in writing stage unless stated otherwise)

click pink text to read

- tv series set in college for magical and mythical creatures

- jazzy short film about mermaids in love

- doppelganger: short film from me and @church-demon (submitting to festivals soon!)

my asks are always open! /ᐠ.ᆽ.ᐟ \

chaser:

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This site toppling the competition by opting to sell shoelaces instead of monetising their users must be one of the greatest examples of failing upwards in history

In the world of Bond Villain CEOs, the site run by Wile E. Coyote is king

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zerojanitor:

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don’t understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

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jezifster:

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I’m not allergic to fun.

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saxophonechihuahua:

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gothicprep:

my reverse HOA requires you to keep as many tacky lawn decorations on your property as possible

they said the cobblestone leading to the door wasnt gaudy enough. i invite them to look closer and its actually 10,000 garden gnomes

also you need to have wildflowers all over your yard and you better not mow too often

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prrkxentrrkrr:

prrkxentrrkrr:

Trans woman, immediately post-deportation, homeless, living in a hotel, PLEASE HELP

I thought I planned ahead really well for this, but maybe not?

For several years, I lived as an asylum seeker in eastern europe. Seeking employment was not legal and I obeyed the law by e-begging on here.

I’ve had a couple successful fundraisers leading up to the deportation, but things didn’t go well, and I’m now stranded in a different, more expensive part of eastern europe on a 30 day tourist visa.

I need to not only survive here, but also get out ASAP and to my actual destination country, upon arrival at which I will quickly be put on a legitimate path to citizenship.

The thing is, that flight will be expensive. Guaranteeing the safety of my cats in transit, even moreso. My cats have been my only friends for three years and this is non-optional.

We’re looking at a price of like, 1300$-ish for the ticket alone, lowballing. It’s quite a distance and obviously needs to be re-planned.

0/1300$

[ko-fi link, which is owned by paypal]

$202/1300$

oh <3 ty

because of the holiday i’m not actually going to be able to buy my ticket for a few days but i think it will probably come out to more than this 1300$

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camelgold:

they need to make a heart emoji with angel wings

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dogposts:

co-navigator needed his own window (via)

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gayteensupreme:

average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix……. I Have Always Felt A Certain….. Way….. Towards You….. As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined…… This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply… And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist……..

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!

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relelvance:

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